Madame Zaritska Predicts!

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have violet eyes and fluffy red hair.

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Predict your own birth experience! It's hilarious!



These are hilarious too! If only my parents had gotten the 'Scotch Tape Store Owner' one for me...